We Are Never Ever Getting Back That Sweater

… Yes, I wasted my youth listening to Weird Al music. I have no regrets.

To the tune of “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”:

I remember going to that store (the first time),
Saying how much I liked the fit, cause like,
I’m picky when it comes to turtlenecks,
When they said that it was really kinda mid. (What?)

Then we hit the store again, and I
Bought it and I wore it home, and then
They borrowed it because they were feeling cold, and then
They said “I hate it,” then kept it, then told me they love it.

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
We dropped by their place last night, but
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
They said that it was at the laundromat.

We are never ever ever
Getting back that sweater.
We (hee!) are never ever ever
Getting back that sweater.
You go talk to their friends, bug their sister and their mom.
But we are never ever ever ever
Getting back that sweater.