The Spice Girls sit down for a job interview

A bit of randomness I posted on Teams:

Me: If you want my future, forget my past.
Interviewer: Sir, this is a job interview. I need to ask about the details on your res—
Me: If you want to get with me, better make it fast.
Interviewer: That’s not how these things work.
Me: Now don’t be hasty …
Interviewer: —I’m getting mixed messages—
Me: I’ll give you a try.
Interviewer: That’s our line, not yours.
Me: If you really bug me, then I’ll say goodbye.
Interviewer: Alright, I think we’ve heard enough. Thank you for your time.